Written by Luna Webster
Voting tomorrow? Not voting because you’re one of our lame underage followers? Sad about that? Well guess what, you should have been born earlier. Yeah I said it. Call me back when you can legally cross a ballot, loser.
And don’t even think about reading down to our general election drinking game.
What a wild ride it’s been! And by that I mean it hasn’t been particularly wild. Nothing new has really happened since, like, January. Then again I’m not sure what we were expecting. General election 2020: more explosions needed?
All disappointment aside, I’ve had so much fun since starting the website back in January. It’s been amazing learning new things, meeting fantastic people and being able to promote and discover the wonderful work of young politically engaged people. I wouldn’t change any of it for the world and frankly I’m a little sad we’ll have to wait another five years to do the whole general election countdown thing all over again. Or will we? Who knows. Maybe none of us know what we’re talking about. Maybe we should all just shut up and let the politicians just rock paper scissors the whole thing.
Anyway, I’ve compiled a drinking game for all the losers (cough cough ME) who are staying up on Thursday night to watch all the wee bits on the map change colour.
PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY AND DON’T SUE US OR ANYTHING. WE ALREADY HAD A RUN IN WITH THE MAKERS OF HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU EARLIER THIS YEAR AND THAT WAS SCARY ENOUGH.
Whatever you’re voting tomorrow we just want to say thank you for keeping up with our website and we hope to keep you interested after the result!